Thursday, July 16, 2009

You can't make this shit up

Seriously?

I didn't get past the "Tomorrow I get on the plane for India, the Maldives, and the countries of the Middle East"...

Friday, June 19, 2009

Great Moments in MSM Copy Editing

I expect the Americans to get the wrong. I feel very stupid when Canadians get it wrong. But who would expect the Brits, especially the BBC to get this wrong:

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Any more "victories" like...

...this, and Iggy will look like this:

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I guess if the Guardian says it...

Dawg and his non-flea contributors can't use the "right-wing doucebag" source slander.

for all his roots in neo-Nazism, von Brunn was also a transitional figure who typified a wider range of forces than I can adequately squeeze into the "far right" label. He was an enthusiastic "truther", who went on the net to deny that the al-Qaida attacks on New York and Washington had surprised the conspirators in power who secretly controlled America. He hated Bill O'Reilly of Fox News and neocons as much as the New York Times and Obama. "It doesn't matter that you despise Jews-neocons-Bill O'Reilly," he declared in one of his incoherent internet postings. "You pay the kosher tax - or else you don't eat."

The last time I heard similar remarks was not in the back room of a Leeds pub but the elegant gardens of Christ Church College. The nice, middle-class organisers of the Oxford Literary Festival had invited Israeli-born Gilad Atzmon who is - and you are going to have bear with me on this - a former winner of the BBC's jazz album of the year award. He declared that "Jewish ideology is driving our planet into a catastrophe" and "the Jewish tribal mindset - left, centre and right - sets Jews aside of humanity".

If he had been from the British National party, the festival would have had nothing to do with him, but as he was a fellow traveller of the Socialist Workers party, the literary ladies in their floral dresses and the bookish gentlemen in their ill-fitting jackets welcomed him to the quadrangles of Oxford.



H/T that crazy, collection of neo-con right-wingers at Screw Loose Change

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Crosby led and Ovechkin fled

Heh.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

It was only a matter of time before Mayor Miller's gun club ban would come to fruition...

...oh, wait? You mean NONE of the arrested were members of of a gun club?

The entire plan to get guns off Toronto's streets SHOULD be: you know where the guns are, go get the guns.

Even if ever one of these mutants gets off (and most of them won't serve close to anything worthwhile), the guns would at least be off the streets.

And so far, no judge has given an illegal gun back to a gang-banger. But don't hold your breath...

125 arrested in GTA raids

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dumb Judges

He seems a nice guy. No, really.

After a mere 20 break in convictions (and 72 criminal convictions in total), he's going to be doing some hard time.

Well, not really.
Judge J.D. Evans said he was impressed with a letter Young had presented him.

“It shows you have direction in your life,” said Evans. “It may just be a pipe dream to believe you won’t commit any more crimes … but I’m going to take a chance on you.”

Evans sentenced Young to three months in custody, to be served concurrently with his existing sentence.
Will, that should work. I've heard pipe dreams are a great sentencing method...

I wonder how many letters to dumb judges this guy has written? About 72, I'd bet.

It was a banner week for Judge Evans:
Despite the Crown’s request for a two-year prison sentence, the man responsible for robbing a Bracebridge convenience store at knife-point walked out of court with his friends and family on Monday.
Well, probably a first time offender, right?

Um, not so much:
Roper has at least 10 prior convictions and was on probation at the time he robbed the Mac’s.
Well, of COURSE no judge would be dumb enough to, you know, give him probation again...oh, oh:
Evans gave Roper two-for-one credit for the 102 days he served in pretrial custody and sentenced him to 16 months house arrest, two years probation and 100 hours of community service. He also ordered Roper to repay the $155 he had stolen.
Well, any judge can have a bad day. Or two. Oh no, you don't mean THREE:

A Bracebridge man who has accumulated a significant number of alcohol-related convictions in the past few months added to his total last week.

On Tuesday, Daniel Murphy, 26, pleaded guilty in a Bracebridge courtroom to assault and several counts of breaching probation.

Well, maybe ol' Murph will finally learn his legal lesson...I mean, its not a foreign concept to him, these second, third and fourth chances, right?

Court heard that Murphy had been ordered not to drink after being convicted of several alcohol-related offences in 2008.

What, are you kidding:
Judge J.D. Evans asked Murphy whether he thinks he could control his drinking.

“I know I can do it,” said Murphy.

Evans agreed to release Murphy and place him on an additional 18 months probation.

“It’s in your hands now, Mr. Murphy,” said Evans.
Actual, you dork, it was in YOUR hands. Again. Did you miss that part about he's an unreliable boozer?

But just in case you think this law school reject only rules on minor things like armed robbery and causing someone's jaw to be sliced, I give you tomorrow's headline: "Woman killed by ex-boyfriend"...
On Thursday, Costas Bilissis, 23, was convicted of breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s apartment and attacking her and her new boyfriend. Bilissis was sentenced to the equivalent of 15 months in prison for charges that include breaking and entering, assault causing bodily harm, threatening death and various probation violations...this is the second time Bilissis has been convicted of assaulting his ex-girlfriend
That's the rather dry description. If you'd like, here's the "Stephen King" cut:

Bilissis grabbed his ex-girlfriend, threw her to the ground and told her he loved her. He then proceeded to attack her boyfriend before fleeing the scene.

Police found the boyfriend bleeding from the ear and the ankle when they arrived, said Jeanes.

They eventually found Bilissis hiding in the rafters of his father’s garage clad only in his underwear.

“I’ve dreamt of doing this,” police quoted Bilissis as saying.

At the Bracebridge detachment, Bilissis became enraged, spitting at the camera, wiping blood on the walls and urinating on the floor, said Jeanes.

This time, Evans DOES throw the book at him. If that book were made of marshmallows and thrown by a three year old, using her wrong hand.

Oh, he's not going to be fooled this time, no way. "Judge Evans reminded Bilissis that he said exactly the same thing when he was convicted of assaulting his girlfriend the first time."

Oh noes! Kawt, he is. And the iron hand of Evans lands with:

Evans gave Bilissis two-for-one credit on the 196 days he spent in pretrial detention and sentenced him to an extra two months in jail, followed by three years probation.

“It’s totally up to you whether you succeed or not,” said Evans. “I really hope you’re sincere.”

No, you robed twit, IT IS UP TO YOU. This guy's next mistake won't be so easy to fix with a slap on the wrist and more probation, which, as you haven't been listening, HE IGNORES.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hey Kinsella...

...this is what a real nazi-fighter does:

they come across the poster for the Syrian Nazi Party on an abandoned bagel shop — abandoned, if I had this right, after Hezballah had attacked it last year due to the overly Jewish connotations of bagelry.

So Hitchens immediately takes out a pen and writes “No, no, F-ck You” on the poster. I don’t know if he’d digested the story and decided to fuck with them anyway, or else he was just reacting to the modified swastika on the poster.

Now, the Syrian Nazis are not popular and neighborhoods have tried to get their posters taken down. But then they threaten people and cause problems.

So the state leaves them up. To avoid getting their posters defaced or torn down, they post a paid Nazi watcher to keep an eye on their posters.

Well, when this Syrian Nazi goon saw Hitch do this, he confronted him and kinda-sorta attacked him. I say kinda sorta attacked, because what his main intent was was to delay Hitchens from leaving — until the ten Nazi goons he had just texted on his cell phone could arrive.

I mean, its not taking photos in washrooms in the Beaches, but hey, Hitch has a lot to learn from a real he-man like Kinsella

Friday, February 13, 2009

From the department of "I knew they were gonna do that"

Gee, I didn't see THIS coming at at all:
Elders reject prison for fathers whose girls froze
Feb 13, 2009 08:52 PM

THE CANADIAN PRESS

ROSE VALLEY, Sask.–Native elders are recommending a Saskatchewan father serve a life sentence of spiritual guidance and healing instead of time behind bars for the freezing deaths of his two young girls.

And considering he was picked up just month for allegedly drinking, it's pretty clear he still doesn't get it:
Later, raising his voice, he spoke about his third daughter, born a few months after the tragedy. Social Services has since put her into foster care. "That's all I had left and you took her away. My rights didn't matter," Pauchay said.
Not to mention his lovely wife and mother of his children:
His common-law wife, Tracey Jimmy, also spoke with anger about losing her new baby, named Miracle.
Jimmy said she's also upset she can't see or talk to Pauchay because of a court restraining order. Pauchay faces a further charge of domestic assault against her. "He was just such a good dad. I just love him and you guys are taking him away from me – the only person who can actually feel what I'm feeling," Jimmy said through tears, sitting across the circle from Pauchay.
And what does the enlightened community think:
Machiskinic said she's not mad at Pauchay because he never intended such a horrible thing to happen. In fact, she added, the community is very worried about his depression.
And last, ironic word:
Pauchay's uncle, elder Francis Nippi, said jail should only be used for animals.

Well, now that you mention it...

Thursday, February 12, 2009


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Oh Nostradawgmus?




I think you counted teh Frankenator before he hatched...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Kinsella's Kitty Kat

Thought I had posted this, but Kathy beat it to me. Anyway, here's the screen capture:

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mother Khadr May Lose the Coveted "Mother of the Year"

Interesting, though isn't it?:
Judge Miriam Reynolds said she would have given the woman a life sentence had she been a man, but the maximum sentence for women in such cases was seven years, the Irish Times newspaper reported on its website.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Lying Jackal vs. Da (new) Boss?

Hmmm...

Kinsella New Year's Eve:
3. The Liberals will win the election for another reason: in the extraordinary circumstances in which we find ourselves, it is traditional “liberal” policy which makes the most sense – smart government involvement in the economy, and everything that means. Hoary old “conservative” chestnuts – tax cuts, privatization, indifference to the weak and the poor – just don’t appeal to people in times like these.
The Star today:
Ignatieff backs tax cuts to boost economy
Not to mention, from his Hero:
Not long after Obama spoke, some senators from his own party publicly criticized his plan to include tax cuts.
I realize his hypocrisy is on an Biblical scale, but this kinda takes the cake.

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